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qMLX: Maximising my AI psychosis by minmaxing my Mac Studio
A follow-up question on a 50,000 token conversation took three to five minutes before the first token appeared. Not the full answer. The first token. That is not a chatbot, it is a batch job, and you go and make a cup of coffee while it thinks.
junkyard.sh: Salvaging useful apps from the terrors of paywalls
remove.bg hands you a blurry preview, then asks for credits before it releases the full-resolution cut-out. Under the paywall it is a background-removal model and an upload box, nothing more. junkyard.sh has the same thing running entirely in your browser tab: full resolution, no upload, no account. It is one of 48 tools I have rebuilt that way, all client-side, all free.
Charted: a zero-dependency charting library (and an accidental agentic sidequest)
In 2024, I was in the middle of a transition period in my life, moving from Auckland to Melbourne. I had a lot going on, and one of the outlets I leaned on was working on personal projects. One of those was a charting library called “charted.” The gimmick was that I wanted to make it a completely zero-dependency Python library, beautiful SVG graphs you can use directly instead of having to lean on third-party libraries.
Performant Spatial Apps with PostGIS: 8 Years of Head‑Banging
Modern spatial applications face unique challenges when dealing with large geospatial datasets, real-time mapping interfaces, and complex spatial queries. In other words, it can often be an extreme pain in the ass to get things working smoothly. I’ve spent an embarrassing amount of time wrestling with spatial web applications. What started as a small side-project turned into a career, and finally into what I can only describe as a love-hate relationship with anything involving coordinates and polygons.
Modelling the Unseen: A Statistical Look at COVID-19's Impact on Voter Behaviour
As a non-American observing America’s enthusiastic self-destructing, I find it utterly baffling that a man like Donald Trump could secure a second term. Over half the nation saw the individual who somehow achieved the rare feat of bankrupting not one but two casinos, which are famously designed to print money, as the best choice to lead the country. There’s definitely something wrong with America right?